A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said,"Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.""What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine.""What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.""Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with aCannon ball, but I'm fine now."The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook?What happened to your hand?"The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship andGot into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hookBut I'm fine, really.""What about that eye patch?""Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birdsFlew over. I looked up, and one of them s##t in my eye.""You're kidding," said the bartender."You couldn't lose an eye just from bird s##t.""It was my first day with the hook."
Friday, August 17, 2012
SO, A PIRATE WALKED INTO A BAR …
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