Greek Tragedy

Sour Grapes

"I want to be the President boo hoo, I want to be the Treasurer boo hoo hoo, gulp, glug glug, sniff sniff, boo hoo hoo..."

Happy Holidays

Give a kiss-

Thank You

I would like to take this morning to thank everyone once again for making my birthday such an extraordinary event. I am deeply moved by the lengths all of you went to in order to give me such a wonderful surprise. My wealth is my friends and family, which I am blessed to have the best with both.

Now I'm going back to bed.

Reaching New Heights

The new K-8 school has a solid foundation as it is now heading skyward. It is on schedule to be completed and open Sept 2013.

The Great Big Turnip

Once upon a time, in Russia, an old man planted some turnip seeds. Each year he grew good turnips, but this year he was especially proud of one very big turnip. He left it in the ground longer than the others and watched with amazement and delight as it grew bigger and bigger. It grew so big that no one could remember ever having seen such a huge turnip before.

At last it stopped growing, and the old man decided that the time had come to pull it up. He took hold of the leaves of the great big turnip and pulled and pulled, but the turnip did not move.

So the old man called his wife to come and help him. The old woman pulled the old man, and the old man pulled the turnip. Together they pulled and pulled, but the turnip did not move.

So the old woman called her granddaughter to come and help. The granddaughter

pulled the old woman, the old woman pulled the old man, and the old man pulled the turnip. Still the turnip did not move.

The granddaughter called to the dog to come and help. The dog pulled the granddaughter, the granddaughter pulled the old woman, the old woman pulled the old man, and the old man pulled the turnip. But the great big turnip stayed firmly in the ground.

The dog called to the cat to come and help pull up the turnip. The cat pulled the dog, the dog pulled the granddaughter, the granddaughter pulled the old woman, the old woman pulled the old man, and the old man pulled the turnip. They all pulled and pulled as hard as they could, but still the turnip did not move.

Then the cat called to a mouse to come and help pull up the great big turnip. The mouse pulled the cat, the cat pulled the dog, the dog pulled the granddaughter, the granddaughter pulled the old woman, the old woman pulled the old man, and he pulled the big turnip. Together they pulled and pulled and pulled as hard as they could.

Suddenly, the great big turnip came out of the ground, and everyone fell over.

A Brand New Day

Party Time

HAPPY 60th BIRTHDAY, Archie!

From All of Us to YOU!!!!!

Presenting.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qYePsFx7r4&noredirect=1

I Have The Honor of the First Official Announcement

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.............................................Archibald Stanley Slatineg

We Are Mere Minutes Away

Please stay tuned for a major event announcement which will most likely occur anytime between 12:01 AM and 11:59 AM EST.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBwWpBxu32g

The Signal is On

Wherever there is a renter suffering, checks delaying, walls leaking, wherever there is a property value dropping, wherever there is an application too big to submit, wherever there are families chased by dogs, wherever common sense is outlawed… turn on the signal.

It's About Time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1G-TsdNWGg&feature=related

And Then There Was

Check Out My Package

Hey Peeping "Tom":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CtjhWhw2I8

Just smile and wave....

ASSume the Position

Looking for a Renter

I have a friend who is likely going away for a while and needs to rent out his place to help cover costs.

If interested, make sure they bring a pen or 2 with plenty of ink.

Friday Funnies

Humor about marriage Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: Nothing. Wife: 'Nothing? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.' Wife : 'Do you want dinner?' Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?' Wife: 'Yes or No.' Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why dear?' Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.' Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you.' Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.' Son: 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, no matter WHO left you a fortune!' Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.' A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humour!' Husbands are husbands A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'. The man then said 'When I was at the races last week and Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.' The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon regaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied: 'Your Horse phoned!!!'

Time Stops for No One

*****CONDITION GREEN*****

*****ATTENTION*****

All systems are go, go, go

Alpha Six Zero

Repeat

Alpha Six Zero

Please check in during the critical phase that you have received your assignments and are prepared for the final phase to be coordinated on my mark.

The return of the JackASS

No, you're not a divorcee. You're just separated. You're---you're a separatee.

watch the clip

The Wait is Maddening

Get prepared for an event so stupendous, an achievement so remarkable, we are lucky if something of this nature occurs during each of our lifetimes!

Abraham Lincoln

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.

I Hate Cats

Nevermind weekends. 24/7 at Bellevue

Join the fist

I get "kick" out of you

At my signal, unleash hell

Bienvenido a Colostomie 2011!

submit your questions here if you are like me and have more valuable ways of wasting your time this evening