Tuesday, September 20, 2011

1000 Words



12 comments:

Col. Klink said...

There has never been a successful escape from the Horizon, I mean Stalag 13.

the worst home-breaker Horizon ever seen said...

Love the herbs and tomatoes, they are "FREE"

Anonymous said...

And if re-elected, I promise there will be a chicken in every pot.

Hate you all said...

Not unless you can sway the parents by offering them free pizza! Yup. I guess the chicken got some attention, but kissing babies and offering them pizza is the way to go!

I hate kids

I hate pets!

I don't care much for these idiots who propose and spend my money for this stuff.

Where is my Fios?

Anonymous said...

Today's board members are tomorrow's just annoying owners

Imadickheadinadinnerjacket said...

Your Board makes me look sane.

Big Bad Wolf, also known as Corrupted President of the board said...

Knock Knock, I came to your door to tell you lies and awful gossip about your neighbors. Most of it I made up in the sick and paranoid mind of mine.

If you are not going open up...Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in

We won't get fooled again said...

Where's the financial statement? Where's the Fios?, Where's Waldo?, Where's the money?, Where's sanity?

Big Bad Wolf said...

I have a home made cake for you...herbs and tomatoes on the 4th floor, but if you are really mad, I'll start offering you gifts

Chu Mee said...

Oooowww. We can put that on the free pizza!!!!

Is that a "special" cake made with "special" herbs and spices?

I hear Abba's "Dancing Queen". I love Abba but I end up kicking my husband when I dance.

He loves Queen and music from the 90's. I love music from the 80's. I guess it's what you grew up with.

I missed the sandwiches. Did they order from Zabars? or Sarges? Zabar's doesn't have shrimp platters they can take home like Sarge's. My friend says it's a Kosher thing. I thought they were both Kosher. Live and learn.

Anonymous said...

@ not quite housebroken-

There is no such thing as a free lunch.

Sick of ASS crap said...

And now the JackASS team is shamelessly bringing 9/11 into their campaign. Over the past years this group completely ignored the victims and heroes of that tragic day. Suddenly and shamefully, they have placed an announcement about a charity event in its name.

Usually this would be a good thing, but the motives are sinister.

Let's recap the week:

Monday- Misinformational meeting
Wednesday- Plying families with "free" pizza
Friday- 9/11 event announcement