The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist
Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided
that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice
together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they
put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors."
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." This was
also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign. "Catatonics and High
Colonics"......No go.
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"....thumbs down
again.
Then came "Minds and Behinds"....still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes".......unacceptable
again!
So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts".....not a chance.
"Nuts and Butts".....no way.
"Freaks and Cheeks".....still no good. "Loons and Moons".....forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones--Odds and Ends"
3 comments:
Daddy , how was I born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers:
"Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe...
We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.
There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload,
we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too Late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little pop-up appeared that said:
You've got male!
We can all use a good laugh. Thanks.
Excellent, both!
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