Sunday, April 17, 2011

PLC's

PLG's Update




We have received a pair of miniature giraffes, AKA "petite lap giraffes", AKA PLG's within the past 24 hours, much earlier than expected. I let it be known that they were to be arriving months from now and openly ordered weeks ago. As yet I have received neither direct written nor oral communication re: PLG's. All necessary paperwork and fees have been paid. They violate no statutes as they are not considered "wild" since they never existed in the wild, nor "beasts of burden", nor as "livestock for human consumption", nor for "breeding", nor for any "business" purpose other than "educational" or "entertainment". There is "0" chance of disease transfered to humans. They will unlikely be encountered in common areas, and if so, under physical control beyond what is necessary. They are very shy, please do not ask to see them; photos may be posted in the future.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Archie said...

Looks like you might be waiting a while, anonymous. You had to get in early.

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Schteveo said...

Did you get these from that Russian PLG Breeder? I tried, but got in too late!!

You lucky dog!!!

Anonymous said...

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