I Want My ATM

Reason I want my ATM. The streets aren't safe for me to rob someone. And it's cold out there.










Reason I want my ATM. Throwing a sheet over her head doesn't work anymore and the call girls don't take Visa.

Money for Nothing, Chicks for Free!

Reasons I want my ATM:

I can tell my mom I'm getting cash to do the laundry and getting cash for drugs instead!

Where is ASS?

Don't let the door hit you on the way out

Humble Folk Are More Helpful Than Arrogant Bastards

I think the recent events and the near future ones will bear this out.

http://www.livescience.com/17701-humble-people-helpful.html