New Top of the Line Exotic Restaurant

http://www.wusdiamondgarden.com/

Middle Aged Morphing

A Little Bit of Fun

They call her "The Crusher"

http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/call-her-crusher.html

Friday Funnies

The Hotel Bill

An older lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant70th birthday by
staying overnight in an expensive hotel.When she checked out next
morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for$250.00. She exploded
and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice hotel but the
rooms certainly aren't worth $250.00 for just anovernight stay! I didn't
even have breakfast. "The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard
rate', so sheinsisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager
appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced:"This hotel has an
Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for
use."
"But I didn't
use them," she said.''Well, they are here, and you could have,"
explained the Manager.He went on to explain that she could also have
seen one of thein-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the
bestentertainers from the world over performing here," the Manager
said."But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said."Well, we
have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.No matter what
amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the
Manager countered with his standard response.After several minutes
discussion with the Manager unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave
it to him.The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. "But
madam, this check is for only $50.00.""That's correct. I charged you
$200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied."But I didn't!" exclaims the
very surprised Manager."Well, too bad, I was here, and you could
have."Don't mess with Senior
Citizens

Superbowl Sunday

GO GIANTS !!!!!!!!!

I Want My ATM

Reason I want my ATM. The streets aren't safe for me to rob someone. And it's cold out there.










Reason I want my ATM. Throwing a sheet over her head doesn't work anymore and the call girls don't take Visa.

Money for Nothing, Chicks for Free!

Reasons I want my ATM:

I can tell my mom I'm getting cash to do the laundry and getting cash for drugs instead!

Where is ASS?

Don't let the door hit you on the way out

Humble Folk Are More Helpful Than Arrogant Bastards

I think the recent events and the near future ones will bear this out.

http://www.livescience.com/17701-humble-people-helpful.html

Greek Tragedy

Sour Grapes

"I want to be the President boo hoo, I want to be the Treasurer boo hoo hoo, gulp, glug glug, sniff sniff, boo hoo hoo..."

Happy Holidays

Give a kiss-

Thank You

I would like to take this morning to thank everyone once again for making my birthday such an extraordinary event. I am deeply moved by the lengths all of you went to in order to give me such a wonderful surprise. My wealth is my friends and family, which I am blessed to have the best with both.

Now I'm going back to bed.

Reaching New Heights

The new K-8 school has a solid foundation as it is now heading skyward. It is on schedule to be completed and open Sept 2013.

The Great Big Turnip

Once upon a time, in Russia, an old man planted some turnip seeds. Each year he grew good turnips, but this year he was especially proud of one very big turnip. He left it in the ground longer than the others and watched with amazement and delight as it grew bigger and bigger. It grew so big that no one could remember ever having seen such a huge turnip before.

At last it stopped growing, and the old man decided that the time had come to pull it up. He took hold of the leaves of the great big turnip and pulled and pulled, but the turnip did not move.

So the old man called his wife to come and help him. The old woman pulled the old man, and the old man pulled the turnip. Together they pulled and pulled, but the turnip did not move.

So the old woman called her granddaughter to come and help. The granddaughter

pulled the old woman, the old woman pulled the old man, and the old man pulled the turnip. Still the turnip did not move.

The granddaughter called to the dog to come and help. The dog pulled the granddaughter, the granddaughter pulled the old woman, the old woman pulled the old man, and the old man pulled the turnip. But the great big turnip stayed firmly in the ground.

The dog called to the cat to come and help pull up the turnip. The cat pulled the dog, the dog pulled the granddaughter, the granddaughter pulled the old woman, the old woman pulled the old man, and the old man pulled the turnip. They all pulled and pulled as hard as they could, but still the turnip did not move.

Then the cat called to a mouse to come and help pull up the great big turnip. The mouse pulled the cat, the cat pulled the dog, the dog pulled the granddaughter, the granddaughter pulled the old woman, the old woman pulled the old man, and he pulled the big turnip. Together they pulled and pulled and pulled as hard as they could.

Suddenly, the great big turnip came out of the ground, and everyone fell over.

A Brand New Day

Party Time