Friday, December 30, 2011
Thursday, December 29, 2011
Sour Grapes
"I want to be the President boo hoo, I want to be the Treasurer boo hoo hoo, gulp, glug glug, sniff sniff, boo hoo hoo..."
Friday, December 23, 2011
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Thank You
I would like to take this morning to thank everyone once again for making my birthday such an extraordinary event. I am deeply moved by the lengths all of you went to in order to give me such a wonderful surprise. My wealth is my friends and family, which I am blessed to have the best with both.
Now I'm going back to bed.
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Reaching New Heights
The new K-8 school has a solid foundation as it is now heading skyward. It is on schedule to be completed and open Sept 2013.Wednesday, December 14, 2011
The Great Big Turnip
Once upon a time, in Russia, an old man planted some turnip seeds. Each year he grew good turnips, but this year he was especially proud of one very big turnip. He left it in the ground longer than the others and watched with amazement and delight as it grew bigger and bigger. It grew so big that no one could remember ever having seen such a huge turnip before.
At last it stopped growing, and the old man decided that the time had come to pull it up. He took hold of the leaves of the great big turnip and pulled and pulled, but the turnip did not move.
So the old man called his wife to come and help him. The old woman pulled the old man, and the old man pulled the turnip. Together they pulled and pulled, but the turnip did not move.
So the old woman called her granddaughter to come and help. The granddaughter
pulled the old woman, the old woman pulled the old man, and the old man pulled the turnip. Still the turnip did not move.
The granddaughter called to the dog to come and help. The dog pulled the granddaughter, the granddaughter pulled the old woman, the old woman pulled the old man, and the old man pulled the turnip. But the great big turnip stayed firmly in the ground.
The dog called to the cat to come and help pull up the turnip. The cat pulled the dog, the dog pulled the granddaughter, the granddaughter pulled the old woman, the old woman pulled the old man, and the old man pulled the turnip. They all pulled and pulled as hard as they could, but still the turnip did not move.
Then the cat called to a mouse to come and help pull up the great big turnip. The mouse pulled the cat, the cat pulled the dog, the dog pulled the granddaughter, the granddaughter pulled the old woman, the old woman pulled the old man, and he pulled the big turnip. Together they pulled and pulled and pulled as hard as they could.
Suddenly, the great big turnip came out of the ground, and everyone fell over.
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Monday, December 12, 2011
Sunday, December 11, 2011
I Have The Honor of the First Official Announcement
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.............................................Archibald Stanley Slatineg
We Are Mere Minutes Away
Please stay tuned for a major event announcement which will most likely occur anytime between 12:01 AM and 11:59 AM EST.
The Signal is On
Wherever there is a renter suffering, checks delaying, walls leaking, wherever there is a property value dropping, wherever there is an application too big to submit, wherever there are families chased by dogs, wherever common sense is outlawed… turn on the signal.
Saturday, December 10, 2011
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